The expression “welcome to India” needs to be modified to “Arghhhh! Welcome to fu**ing India (sorry Mum) you’d better have A LOT of patience and a high tolerance for bad smells and dirt – if not, you’re going to learn it!”. Nevertheless, it is an amazing country and as you find yourself sandwiched between 12 other people in the back of a VERY old converted Landrover discovery with a variety of mystery hairy knobbly vegetables and an arrogant looking goat you can’t help but giggle quietly to yourself… it really is like another world.
